A couple of gangsters known only as "The Zealous Turnips" are enjoying the high life as a few onlookers are window shopping, and they realize that the gangsters have stolen their boat. Their muscles are big and their bandanas are bright, one is Eminem and the other is Vanilla Ice. They plan on sailing to Chicago to pick up some hot dogs, one deep dish pizza to go, and the world famous FOUR ringed chicago loose leafed graduate-ruled paper. They are now fugitives, and the angry window shoppers follow them all the way to Fort Knox where they all unite and rob it with the help of the President's cabinet using only pumpkins and filibusters. Reggie Bush applauds them while holding his Heisman in his left arm.