A flock of angry Indians burned the town of Wegener's to the ground because all the whites stole the Indian's buffaloes and opened up a grand boutique in Wegener's called "Buffalo Wild Thangs." The only whites to escape were a lonely couple named Ralph and Boo Clinkenbeard and their troubled cat Brett. They tried to run by land, but the Indians were jealous of Brett the cat, so they began to chase them. The Clinkenbeards quickly stole a boat and sailed off to the famous foreign candy island of "Happiness and No Sadness Except When the Indians Come to Chase You." They got lost, dived over a waterfall, and passed away. Unfortunately the Indians never got their buffalo revenge because the river delivered the Clinkenbeards promptly to Davie Jones boys locker room.