Gerty

The day the most annoying woman on the earth was dubbed Queen of the World, everyone knew that our sad little waste of time we called life was over. Her name was Gerty and she sucked. After her inauguration speech to the world, no one could stand to hear her awful screechy annoying fat voice. "I'M INTELLIGENT" shrieked Gerty, terribly. It was so bad in fact that people began shooting their TV's and each other just to keep Gerty from talking. Eventually enough TV's were shot that Gerty thought she was being shot, so she had a heart attack and died.